did you know that its impossible to throw an egg really hard onto your bedrooms wall right now try it
thats photoshooped
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Unrestrained summer fun 😁
this must be such a delicate experience for a creature that can dive two stories deep and has been seen cliff diving into the ocean
Such a quiet and gentle experience for a megafauna cryptid that can headbutt a speeding truck and walk away
It’s like seeing Godzilla in a kiddie pool
Can’t believe im adult now. Sometimes I feel like a teletubbie with a credit card.
On my way to buy groceries
I’m well past the point of initial adulthood and honestly… still feel this way. Every day. All day.
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I can’t believe you’d fucking do this to me.
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LOVE & DEATH (2023) / DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS (2022)
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‘pierrot and the cat’ - théophile steinlen (1889)
Oeugh
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What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?
to prevent any further tragedies